Breadbag

Red Pepper Bread ingredients: bread, cottage cheese, red...

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:04:09 -0400

Red Pepper Bread

ingredients: bread, cottage cheese, red pepper

special ability: Oh gosh, I think this one has none! Oh poor bread, poor bread…

Bread Mommy ingredients: remains mystery enlightment: so this is...

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 13:04:00 -0400

Bread Mommy

ingredients: remains mystery

enlightment: so this is the place where bread slices come from

special ability: raises questions (Can I eat it? Who is daddy? Who is mommy of mommy? Are you kidding? Can I eat it?)

"One bushel of wheat will produce 73 one-pound loaves of bread"

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:04:12 -0400

“One bushel of wheat will produce 73 one-pound loaves of bread”

- bread facts

"Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on..."

Sun, 31 May 2009 13:04:10 -0400

“Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests”

- Bread is really really bad…but will that stop us from consuming it?

Small Jelly Bread ingredients: bread, butter, currant...

Sat, 30 May 2009 13:03:12 -0400

Small Jelly Bread

ingredients: bread, butter, currant jelly

special ability: it can fit into your pocket!

"More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users."

Fri, 29 May 2009 13:02:11 -0400

“More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.”

- Bread is bad, mkay?!

"The smell of good bread baking, like the sound of lightly flowing water, is indescribable in its..."

Thu, 28 May 2009 13:01:36 -0400

“The smell of good bread baking, like the sound of lightly flowing water, is indescribable in its evocation of innocence and delight…”

- M. F. K. Fisher, The Art of Eating

Gazing Bread ingredients: bread, cucumber, cheese,...

Wed, 27 May 2009 13:01:37 -0400

Gazing Bread

ingredients: bread, cucumber, cheese, butter

special ability: It is watching you!

"Bread is like dressed, hats and shoes — in other words, essential!"

Tue, 26 May 2009 13:00:00 -0400

“Bread is like dressed, hats and shoes — in other words, essential!”

- Emily Post

Alien Bread ingredients: cucumber, cheese, butter of your...

Tue, 26 May 2009 00:00:00 -0400

Alien Bread

ingredients: cucumber, cheese, butter of your choice

special ability: can act as boredom remover

"Breaking bread is a universal sign of peace."

Sun, 24 May 2009 13:00:00 -0400

“Breaking bread is a universal sign of peace.”

- Bread facts

Bread Fail ingredients: small crust, sweet pepper enlightment:...

Sun, 24 May 2009 00:00:00 -0400

Bread Fail

ingredients: small crust, sweet pepper

enlightment: big and small can’t go together

"Each American consumes, on average, 53 pounds of bread per year."

Fri, 22 May 2009 05:37:46 -0400

“Each American consumes, on average, 53 pounds of bread per year.”

- Bread facts

Gone Bread ingredients: bread crumbs, hungry roommate special...

Fri, 22 May 2009 05:36:22 -0400

Gone Bread

ingredients: bread crumbs, hungry roommate

special ability: gives permission to punch your roommate

Pan de Muerto, "Bread of the Dead"

Wed, 20 May 2009 11:32:09 -0400

In celebration of Mexico’s Day of the Dead, this bread is often shaped into skulls or round loaves with strips of dough rolled out and attached to resemble bones.

more info, including recipe here

Bread of the Dead ingredients: bread, butter special ability:...

Wed, 20 May 2009 11:29:00 -0400

Bread of the Dead

ingredients: bread, butter

special ability: suitable for scaring children!

"Bread is often a “gateway” food item, leading the user to “harder” items such as butter, jelly,..."

Sat, 16 May 2009 12:12:18 -0400

“Bread is often a “gateway” food item, leading the user to “harder” items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.”

- Bread is bad! (But tasty!)

Salami Bread ingredients: bread, paprika salami, piquant...

Sat, 16 May 2009 12:09:00 -0400

Salami Bread

ingredients: bread, paprika salami, piquant butter

special ability: meat inside!

Bread offering

Fri, 15 May 2009 06:29:07 -0400

At the end of the ceremonies at the Shaolin Temple, Buddhist Monk gathers an offering of Bread from the Altar of the Buddha. The Bread is placed on the Incense Burner outside the Shaolin Temple, to honor the Spririts Of The Dead.

Shaolin bread ingredients: bread, piquant butter, curd butter,...

Fri, 15 May 2009 06:22:00 -0400

Shaolin bread

ingredients: bread, piquant butter, curd butter, concentrated Qi power

special ability: it knows kung-fu