Jun 03 2009
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Red Pepper Bread
ingredients: bread, cottage cheese, red pepper
special ability: Oh gosh, I think this one has none! Oh poor bread, poor bread…
Jun 02 2009
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Bread Mommy
ingredients: remains mystery
enlightment: so this is the place where bread slices come from
special ability: raises questions (Can I eat it? Who is daddy? Who is mommy of mommy? Are you kidding? Can I eat it?)
Jun 01 2009
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“ One bushel of wheat will produce 73 one-pound loaves of bread
May 31 2009
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“ Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests
— Bread is really really bad…but will that stop us from consuming it?
May 30 2009
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Small Jelly Bread
ingredients: bread, butter, currant jelly
special ability: it can fit into your pocket!
May 29 2009
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“ More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
May 28 2009
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“ The smell of good bread baking, like the sound of lightly flowing water, is indescribable in its evocation of innocence and delight…
— M. F. K. Fisher, The Art of Eating
May 27 2009
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Gazing Bread
ingredients: bread, cucumber, cheese, butter
special ability: It is watching you!
May 26 2009
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“ Bread is like dressed, hats and shoes — in other words, essential!
— Emily Post
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Alien Bread
ingredients: cucumber, cheese, butter of your choice
special ability: can act as boredom remover
